Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: (I got this in an email and thought I would share. Some days I wish this were for real.)
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a flip about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very, very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!
There are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your empty brain always messing up stuff!"
* If questioned by a supervisor or police, (if the supervisor is the irritant), you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a GREAT DAY!
And on another note, I have to say that Megan on SJ has added some totally cool smilies. She's a pretty cool chica. Thanks M's. :)
Let's see.......nothing more to share that you would really care about. I've not been able to get much scrapping done, been kinda busy.
Looking forward to the weekend (what else is new - LOL), I think I'm going to hang out with Lisa, take the boys to watch Kaitlyn (their best friend) play soccer and then we'll go to Eckert's for some apple pickin', and some PICTURES in the pumpkins & mums!!!! I hope they turn out. Lisa always gets amazing pics so between us we'll hopefully get something worth showing on Monday. Mike will be playing in a softball tourney on Saturday so I wont be seeing much of him.
Okey dokey, that's all for today. Have a great Hump Day everyone.
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
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Thats so awesome - A day where I can slap people and get away with it!! LOL ..... I'm already starting to make my list!
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